The Bulletin

Notice to members: the Annual General Meeting has been postponed indefinitely. Nobody objected. Nobody was there to.

A reminder that the card may be presented at any time, to anyone, about anything. That is rather the point.

The committee has reviewed the situation and found it tiring. No further action will be taken.

Membership remains open to anyone who has ever sighed at a calendar invitation.

Today's minutes: none taken. Tomorrow's minutes: unlikely.

Rule 7 is under review. The review is under review.

If you are reading this, you have already done more than the Chair today.

Members are reminded that "I'll have a look" is binding on nobody.

The Club extends its sympathies to everyone who has been asked to "just quickly" do something.

Weather report from the clubhouse: overcast, with a strong chance of not bothering.

Hold your card up with pride. Or at arm's length. Or not at all, if your arm is tired.

Strategic inaction is not laziness. It is laziness with letterhead.