Frequently Avoided Questions
Answered once, reluctantly.
What does the club actually do?
As little as possible, done properly.
When are meetings?
Meetings are scheduled regularly and attended rarely. The chair has yet to arrive.
Do I have to do anything once I join?
Please don't.
What is Motion 7?
Motion 7 proposes that we adjourn. It has been tabled since the founding and will be discussed when someone can be bothered.
Can I bring a friend?
You may tell them about it, if you have the energy.
Is the card official?
It is a novelty card. It confers nothing, and it does it beautifully.
How do I leave?
Most members simply stop thinking about it. Paid members: cancel renewal under Standing, Manage membership.
Where are the minutes kept?
In the Minutes Book. Nobody has seen it for some time.
Is there a dress code?
Whatever you are wearing on the sofa is correct.